A Future Cougar Town

Ahh Cougar Town.

A pretty hilarious sitcom that in its first season has brought us the memorable phrase "gay trap" AND a ridiculous, over-the-top prediction of life as we could easily know it in the somewhat near future.

I won't lie...the idea of dating a guy just for his looks and sexual prowess at the moment has grown a bit old to say the least. There are a lot of attractive guys in LA. Go to the gym, make sure your arms look nice, throw on a nice shirt, buy some expensive hair products every now and then...boom! You're hot. Well, you're at least semi-hot.

At this particular point in my life, I'm looking for more...a LOT more. But let's just say I look and look and look but never FIND.
Well, that's where Cougar Town comes in.

I can TOTALLY see myself being a "cougar" in my 40's...or heck, even in my mid to late 30's. Younger guys are always hotter. Sorry, but they are. The salt n' pepper George Clooney/Richard Gere look definitely has its appeal as well, don't get me wrong. And who wouldn't want to meet George Clooney? But would you want to meet George Clooney in the ah-hem...biblical sense? I know I wouldn't. The possibility of a hurt back (his back of course, not mine), a ruptured disc or even just the awkwardness of probably needing pills to perform? NOT. HOT.

I'm just sayin'.